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Douchebag Demotivational Poster


TAGS: geek nerd douchebag freak cubby
Rating: 4.31/5

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forseti - July 3, 2010, 6:04 pm
but zip up your fly first!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Screw Chuck E. Cheese, that Elder God Douchebag guy? HE knows how to have a birthday party!

DOUCHEBAG - An undesirable individual who embraces MTV culture to the point of extremes.

TAGS: demotivational douchebag douche
Rating: 2.63/5

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Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 12:30 am
Why are they making butterflies with their hands?
pervo - December 5, 2008, 4:16 am
Why aren't those faces orange? I think they're just would-be douchebags.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 8:53 pm
I do not in any way endorse those rejects.
honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:19 pm
wow that really is alot of douchebags..

DOUCHEBAGGUS MAXIMUS - Belonging to the Stupid Guido genus, the Douchebag is known for its use of gang symbols and "puckered" myspace faces.

TIM TEBOW - Because mel gibson doesnt play football.

TAGS: tebow gibson douchebag
Rating: 4.29/5

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Rudedog - December 25, 2012, 2:10 am
When did Tebow become an anti Semite. Is it the whole New Testament thing. Seemed like an pretty good guy to me. Can't throw for shit though.
EmilioDumphque - June 1, 2012, 10:21 pm
There's also the matter of ignoring Jesus's wishes regarding public prayer! Mathew 6:5
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:58 am
If he can learn to throw he will be great. Usually throwing isn't learned in the NFL, you're either born with the ability or you never get to the NFL. He works real hard at it so maybe he can learn it. Still wondering how they won 6 strait.
Airman - December 7, 2011, 12:15 pm
I live in Denver, and am not a big Broncos fan (grew up north of Oakland), but this has brought some relevance to what was going to be another 4-12 season. He works hard and is amazing when it is crunch time. Not sure Elway is enamored. But it's fun
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 7:12 am
Good point, that does make sense.
RonE - December 7, 2011, 5:22 am
It's not hate. Most of us think he is overrated "professional" player. When he has shown through play he is worth all that hype (professionally) might be a different story. Until then, just another rookie starter. (He is getting better weekly)
caveman - December 7, 2011, 1:24 am
I think people just hate on him because he is different, in the way he represents himself, and the way he plays QB.
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 1:04 am
I don't understand why some people hate on Tim Tebow. What did he ever do to anyone?

JESUS MAY LOVE YOU - But The Rest of Us Think You're a Douchebag


TAGS: douchebaggery extraordinaire
Rating: 3.09/5

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Sean. - September 26, 2009, 12:30 pm
Can you imagine it ... being Hitler's only black friend? You'd be on call 24-7 -- "Yes Mein Fuhrer, Kenye nearly gave Mike Myers a heart attack. I too nearly dropped my viennersnitzel. Or: No Mein Fuhrer, cornrows would not be a good look for you ...."

DOUCHEBAGS - Wear sunglasses at night.

TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 2.29/5

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TAGS: speed bag the douchebag testicles
Rating: 3.64/5

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target1081 - January 4, 2012, 12:32 am
Most trucks with them don't need them, as the engine has none.
Grim [email protected] - February 5, 2010, 10:33 am
GreyScorpion - February 5, 2010, 9:57 am
you speaka de engresh?
vasilache - February 5, 2010, 9:49 am
in have a skoda fabia... FABIA i say... but i'd pus some tities on her tho
me4891 - November 17, 2009, 5:07 pm
Perfect, where I live they are quite popular. Dumbest things you have seen
Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:18 pm
I'd love to see a Smart car sporting some of those ... but it'll never happen. If yer man enough to drive one of those things, you don't need to compensate upon your compensatory ride (yer truck).
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
I want sum fo' my truck, I reckon. 5/5

douchebag -

DOUCHEBAG - This one is a professional.

TAGS: professional douchebag batista
Rating: 1.91/5

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ThatGuy - March 16, 2010, 2:41 pm
I'll say it to his face. Whats he gonna do? Hit me with his purse?
gaps - March 16, 2010, 5:50 am
fuggenwaggles even the names funny lmao when you tell him he is a douch to his face & wake up 3months later from a coma come msg me and i might rate this lmao

DOUCHEBAGS - Meet your Emperor. He has proclaimed himself emperor of all the douchebags.

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Becoming more manly everyday !!

GAY - you are it

STRETCH HUMMERS - Allowing douchebags to overcompensate in style!


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rectum. Anal sex has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.

THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE - not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who do nothing about it! -Albert Einstien

TAGS: google douchebags evil einstien
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - August 20, 2011, 2:11 pm

you mean like Christ?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 1:21 pm
Those Auto-Suggestions have to go!
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 3:24 pm
Hi Hammer, make it 22, enough of this discussion. Next post on this poster, today, gets a TO.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:20 pm
21. Because I checked it as soon as I clicked the "Post Comment."
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:19 pm
Well, he took it in the form of how it was an elitist symbol. I think it was accompinied by Skull and Bones on Harvard or Yales doors.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:17 pm
congrats hammer, you just got 20 people to check the clock simultaneously
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:16 pm
which should be a pretty clear indicator of just how screwed up those doucherockets actually were.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
I won't be going anywhere until 345. That's when I will be done with my last patient and I have closed all my notes :-)
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:13 pm
And it was revived by Hitler for the reason of racism and "white supremecy."
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:12 pm
the swastika a big symbol in Buddhism, which, is about as far away from Nazism as a person can get.
Airman - October 20, 2010, 3:08 pm
Hitler became Chancellor in 1933.. and was left alone until he attacked Poland in 1939.. heck, they hosted the '36 Olympics. He emulated Rome with all the symbolism. swastikas have been around long before the nazis started using it, as in Bronze Age
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 3:04 pm
I'm glad you've run away Hammer......you weren't exactly "well liked". In fact...you're a tool.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Swasticas were also used in war propoganda posters. More proof that just because a symbol is shown doesn't mean its PRO (insert symbol's group)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
can your EO make us a poster then?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:24 pm
Really, it's impact versus intent. My EO would be super proud right now.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:22 pm
I take it since you haven't answered you now see the poster as it was intended. Anti-Nazi. Its about taking action against evil instead of just watching it happen.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:05 pm
Have you read the quote? Do you agree that the symbol reinforces the wisdom within?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:04 pm
IDK..the Nazi's killing millions of people? Maybe that might be a start.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:03 pm
Could you kindly point out where this poster is about hate?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:54 pm
And my name is all about hate? FAIL.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 12:05 pm
Someone seems to think that this is factfake.com....it isn't.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 12:01 pm
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:16 am
In pursuant to Article 4 of Act of 15 September 1935, the eagle of the Reich (Reichsadler; organs of state) points toward your right, while the eagle of the NSDAP (Parteiadler; NSDPA) points to your left.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:14 pm
Martyrs don't make change. Check history.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:33 pm

knock it off or take a time out....both of you.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 7:26 pm

i could rattle off "so did your mom" ...nah. too big, too controlling, conform or be cast out...kinda like your mom. sorry had to.
urmom - June 26, 2010, 7:17 pm
google did do something asswipe


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 3/5

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Matters_Not - December 21, 2008, 12:50 am
what!!!.no comment from culos?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 2:56 pm
The best way to eat a head is to boil it in beer. The meat comes right off, and the brains are easy to yank out the nose or foramen magnum. Always remember to shave the whole head first!
Overlord Douchebag - November 26, 2008, 1:06 pm
Well, normally, yes. Those unlucky bastards just managed to prove to be ALMOST a semblance of a fraction of a challenge.
Cubbybear - November 26, 2008, 10:43 am
He doesn't eat the heads?
Overlord Douchebag - November 26, 2008, 10:02 am
This is pretty funny..I think SOMEONE'S been spared my usual morning slaughters. Made my day, right here.
Elwood - November 26, 2008, 6:40 am
Funny, but I don't hear OD laughing, Ronsart. I sure hope he has a sense of humor. Otherwise, someone might die.
pro - November 26, 2008, 4:36 am
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 1:13 am
I hear it's only for photo-ops. Normally, the place is a mess.

COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.63/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.

DOUCHEBAGS - Meet Your New God

DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY - #1 on my "Top 5 list" of people I wanna punch in the face

TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 1.92/5

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DOUCHEBAG - Everyone knows one

TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 1.62/5

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aPauling - August 29, 2008, 8:37 am
Now I know three more!

THE ELDER GODS - They're a bunch of douchebags. Please kick them in the nuts if you seeh them.

TAGS: elder god douchebag elder god douchebag
Rating: 1.5/5

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spacedog - February 7, 2010, 1:26 am
So this guys hits two Moderators and three long-standing members?
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
Sand, not stand. I fail'd.
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's obviously someone I put in their place before..Wonder who's still got stand in their vagina.
Claire - February 6, 2010, 7:23 pm
If he had stopped at "They're a bunch of douche bags" it would have been funny, but then he had to keep going and it just got hateful. Also, I don't think there is an "h" at the end of the word "see."
rerun - February 6, 2010, 6:22 pm

is this supposed to be a tribute? seems hateful.

suicide bomber -

WOULDN'T IT BE HILARIOUS - if the moderators did this to every person who's a douchebag on Motifake?

TAGS: monitering moderators douchebag
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:03 am

this would be mild by comparison :)
Sho - March 9, 2012, 1:41 am

HANDY PIERCINGS - For those times when you wash your douchebag and need to hang him up to dry...

TAGS: for those times when you wash your douchebag
Rating: 3.83/5

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Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Meh, this one works out nicely.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Thanks... I wanted one with a hippy but I couldn't find one.
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
Good one.

KANYE WEST'S - Favorite Movie

TAGS: kanye west taylor swift blatant douchebaggery
Rating: 3.44/5

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Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:48 pm
Works for me, Chopper. Works for me.
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:43 pm
Okay okay - if Kanye West got to have sex with Angelina "The Lips" Jolie, I'll give it 6 lions.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:39 pm
The only thing to do now is write down this story and hope the others believe...like the Bible.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:35 pm
What an awesome coincidence, based on the subject at hand. And we're the only ones that witnessed it.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:33 pm
That's the magic of Kanye, my friend. lol
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:32 pm
You know what Bart? You typed and posted that comment while I was typing my previous one. What are the odds of that?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:31 pm
I don't think you're ignorant. But are you being serious?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:30 pm
Imma let you finish, but...this is the best Kanye poster of all time! Of all time!
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:23 pm
Well what WAS the Kayne thing? Pardon my ignorance lol.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:15 pm
Oh, has the Kanye thing run its course by now? My bad, I should've known...
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:11 pm
I don't get it. Is there some scandalous story that I've missed? I'll vote when I'm filled in.

OH, LOOK - Overlord Douchebag Got His Own Comic!

TAGS: god overlord douchebag comic book
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sidereal - January 12, 2010, 7:46 am
Surely Adolf was left handed>?
Derek - January 12, 2010, 1:35 am
We're living in Bizarro-world

OKAY - Who Upset The Overlord Douchebag ??

SHOP AT COSTCO - Get the Jumbo size of Bronzer and go all the way down.

TAGS: douchebags no popped collar
Rating: 2.55/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:25 am
It's only common sense.

DOUCHEBAGS - They look about the same to me

TAGS: douchebag jon gosselin
Rating: 2.44/5

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DrEvo82 - July 30, 2009, 2:36 pm
Every time I see him in the news I just want to punch his stupid face. Kate needs a REAL MAN, that was the problem all along.
doofenshmirtz - July 30, 2009, 1:36 pm
DUUUUDDDDDDE, the one on the right isn't wearing a Ed Hardey shirt!!! That is how you tell the difference.

CONSERVATIVES - Fight the real enemy!

TAGS: conservative liberal douchebag
Rating: 2.31/5

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YAY! - May 10, 2009, 9:01 pm
Conservatives........Fucking Morons
Zed - July 21, 2008, 2:11 am
The Terrorist who attacked us was OSAMA BIN LADIN, from his base in AFGHANISTAN, not Iraq, retard!
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:00 pm
The problem with conservatives: they apparently don't do the "abstract thought" thing so well, if you're any indication. If that sign is real, it's referring to a health care problem.
Dumb Ass Liberals - May 20, 2008, 10:38 pm
The problem with Liberals. They see Conservative Americans as the "real enemy"... not the Terrorist who knocked down two of our buildings and beheaded our civilians! Fucking morons.

DOUCHEBAG - is a gender-neutral term



TAGS: douchebaggery
Rating: 3.5/5

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Panik. - August 30, 2009, 1:28 am
ok this was fkn great!
Sean - August 30, 2009, 12:50 am
Thanks man. And when you reach that age when yer morning wood is no more, you will indeed, mourn wood. (Ok, that should rouse all the down-voters. Have at it, boys. *snickers*)
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 12:31 am
LMFAO - That is all.

STOP REJECTING MY DAMN MOTIFAKES!! - the cat going pfthspfthfspthfp was funny and you know it!!!

TAGS: not pleased you douchebag
Rating: 3.38/5

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Reality Lord - December 23, 2010, 10:26 pm

its funny dude....probably unlike the ones you had rejected.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 7:48 pm
Can we see a video of that?...and any related spanking videos?
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Kind of like the nuns I had in primary school that would give the ruler over the knuckles... ouch!
Claire - December 22, 2010, 7:33 pm
The mods are a cruel bunch, aren't they?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 7:01 pm
Don't feel bad, just take the 1's and try harder.
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 6:45 pm
this is awkward......

THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - He will see you now....

TAGS: overlord douchebag
Rating: 3.28/5

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Break - September 30, 2009, 3:04 pm
And he will know... YOU ARE NOT PREPARED =].
LD0ne - September 10, 2009, 4:43 pm
call him that 2 his face.. i'm sure he'll show u how douchebaggy he can be...
LogicDude - March 13, 2009, 10:20 am
Why would you want to turn into a lesser being? Unless it was the Hostess Twinkie Kid, ok course. Golden-spongey-cream-filled cake!
Elder God Douchebag - March 12, 2009, 10:01 pm
You're no nerd. That was my first thought, too. "Oh, sh*t, I can turn into Illidan Stormrage."
Khatmonsuk - March 2, 2009, 6:03 pm
Call me a nerd or whatever but...can OD transform into Illidan?! Truly epic.
Fatty - January 26, 2009, 5:02 pm
It's a Trap!!!!!!

FOR RENT - One cock, barely used.

TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 3.2/5

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[email protected] - March 6, 2010, 12:38 am
2.5 4 the photo 2.5 4 the caption

NO THANKS - The appropriate response should Elder God Douchebag offer to help you assemble your kid's Jungle Gym


TAGS: disaster douchebags soccer camera fans
Rating: 3.1/5

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Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 10:58 am
Not a bad fake at all except for the actual quality of the pic and the verbiage. Would have gotten more but i gave it a 3L


TAGS: his douchebaggery holds no boundaries
Rating: 3/5

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phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:43 am
Besides, he can't be a total douche. Please notice...collar unpopped...
kakspert - February 6, 2010, 5:55 pm
lol yes...being an avid Linux user and developer I know Linux when I see him...BTW it doesn’t really look like he is endorsing windows but more like making a joke out of it.
Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:22 am
A fine Finn! Fabricator of the foremost software fixture. Fastidious, friendly and deservedly famous. Are you sure this is him?

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - A man of many moods

TAGS: elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.85/5

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raziel - June 21, 2009, 11:09 pm
good job making a giant squid look cute lol :P

THAT MAKES YOU - A douchebag too

TAGS: j35u5m4 douchebag arguing
Rating: 2.71/5

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sixthseraph - June 24, 2011, 2:18 am
Shouldnt this have been godwined by now?

IT'S TIME TO FINISH THIS DISCUSSION - 1. The image shows South-America 2. Europe is a continent 3. Who dares to enlarge this poster is a faggot


Hey..Douchebag.. -

TAGS: douchebag bass
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 29, 2014, 1:58 am
Ghost...hope you're posting these at Douche Archives too!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2014, 2:16 pm
I have no idea why anyone would want those. Granted they're pretty awesome, but I'd be afraid to leave that car in any parking lot. Even if nobody steals the speakers, I don't want anyone keying my car. I can't afford repairs! I just bought speakers! LOL!

Fred -


TAGS: douchebags
Rating: 4.68/5

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motinet - March 2, 2011, 11:33 pm

LMAO! Oh... and I SO knew you guys were gonna this :)
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:06 pm

real nifty feature you put in here mr m.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:05 pm

wooooohoooooo. it comes all the way back. blows my flipping mind...ok...ok relax RL, its those hard drugs from grade school kicking in again...lol.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:04 pm

ok...i've got a HD 1080p or some damn thing like that screen and its almost off the edge now. hitting enter on the next entry should be equal to dividing by zero. gents...shall we find out?
Greeny - March 2, 2011, 5:40 pm
Two hundred fifty five, two hundred thirty one, two hundred seven, one hundred ninety, one hundred seventy, one hundred forty seven, one hundred twenty four, ninety nine, eighty four, seventy one, fifty eight, forty five, thirty three, nineteen, nine, thr
culos - March 2, 2011, 5:31 pm
Yo dawg, I heard you like to comment so I put a comment in your comment so that you can comment whilst you comment but in a threaded way, any comments?
Greeny - March 2, 2011, 5:16 pm
Probability of a witty comment showing up are little to none - the pickins' are slim
culos - March 2, 2011, 4:46 pm
witty comment! Next.... Btw I managed to put one in between almost at the top, suhweeet!
culos - March 2, 2011, 4:45 pm
It's really like the little man in the boat, we know it's there but we have a hell of a time finding it....then when we find it we go mad on it.
crankyhead - March 2, 2011, 1:40 pm
(insert witty comment here)
Airman - March 2, 2011, 1:08 pm
oompa oompa oompity do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2011, 1:05 pm
I like pie?
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 1:00 pm

i'm curious what happens when it shifts all the way over. do i need another monitor?
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 12:59 pm

omg...lets see if we can start a "reply" record. keep this thing going.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 12:58 pm

kinda fun to keep branching it down ....no AM?
Airman - March 2, 2011, 12:41 pm
ah, so that's where it is.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 12:39 pm

ok...now we have the bosses attention lets all tell him how nice the reply button is....by replying.....lol.
motinet - March 2, 2011, 10:49 am

Dammit... are you guys ever going to use the REPLY button????
kotazo - March 2, 2011, 10:09 am
Stanley Kubrick F*cking Genius. Peter Sellers...slave of a Genius.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
LMAO!!!!! Something like that!!!
TheTrashHeap - October 6, 2010, 11:29 pm
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:26 pm
Christ in a cartoon.... what is it with these kids today? You just proved his point! (he likes when others prove his point... regardless of how thin it is)
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:25 pm
No... I didn't, you dork.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 11:25 pm

ag....you missed the "lol" dude....you missed the "lol"
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 11:24 pm

ohhhhhhhhh the drama. and here i was getting all bored. ....oh yeah...in case i forgot.....lol.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:23 pm
Awful response, RL... never address your elders that way. Ever.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 11:21 pm

dear Mooo. bombing means targeting a selected group. as a mod you know that so i don't follow your logic. i'll prefer to address any complaints through pm's or let aggy address this issue. as for TTH, dude,you getting a 3L is reason for you to celebrate.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 9:27 pm
I love this... and for old time's sake, I 2.9L'd it!!!!
ICEMAN - October 6, 2010, 8:28 pm
Tis true TTH. When I arrived I was very happy with a 3.0 or 3.5 average. The n00bs are spoiled.
TheTrashHeap - October 6, 2010, 7:47 pm
Mooooo has a point. Anything better than a 3.0 used to be cause for celebration.
Faceplant31 - October 6, 2010, 6:20 pm
Did someone say dead hooker? What where?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2010, 5:20 pm
There is nothing wrong with voting how you feel, Bombing means giving 1's for no reason...on that note. 4L.....you new guys are spoiled like the dead hooker in GS's attic.

SOMETIMES BEFORE AND AFTER DON'T MATTER - Plastic Surgery Can't Work Miracles Once a Douchebag, Always A Douchebag

TAGS: kardashian douchebag miracles plastic surgery
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2014, 2:31 am
Amen, brother!


TAGS: overlord douchebag 21 birthday wiser question mark goes here
Rating: 4.42/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
thank you for posting this, i love it
temp - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
The guy on the left looks too happy in this poster. Very suspicious...

yoga for babies -


Driveway Savvy -

AMERICAN IDOL - Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Lookin’ like a fool with your Pants on the ground!

TAGS: pants ground fool douche douchebag bag
Rating: 3.41/5

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boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:19 pm
even that black guy is like 'pull yo dam pans up craka'
Krissie - April 14, 2010, 11:30 pm
men that wear their clothes like that are idiots.
Jas - January 26, 2010, 6:23 pm
Fred Durst has certainly fallen on hard times.

FALSE ALARM - It's okay...that's just Chthulu... Elder God Douchebag is okay!

E.G.D. - Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean we aren't out to get you. Especially now that we know where you live.

TAGS: flying fortress douchebag elder god minion
Rating: 3.21/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 22, 2009, 9:28 am
Yeah, but the voices speak in Chinese, so I have no idea what they're saying.
LogicDude - January 22, 2009, 6:59 am
You're all just jealous because the voices don't talk to you...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 21, 2009, 11:57 pm
Hehehehehe, "minions use rear entrance". Is that a command or just bragging?
Sean - January 21, 2009, 9:16 pm
PARANOIA Well, at least you're never lonely ....

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Is he gone? Is he still here? Not knowing is killing me! Or is that what he wants to see happen?

TAGS: elder god douchebag please hang around for a while longer mkay
Rating: 3.11/5

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Woody - July 21, 2009, 6:16 pm
Good one man....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 29, 2009, 7:41 pm
EGD is the funniest guy ever. Besides me.


ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - His taste in fashion changes with the weather. Backless or no? With or without a helmet? Ahhhhhhh damned decisions!

THE NEW REPUBLICAN OVER(LOAD)LORD - All Hail the Mighty Rushbo!!!! Conservatives, Please form a line to the right and start kissing his ass

TAGS: rush politics douchebag looser
Rating: 2.82/5

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Buzzramjet - July 27, 2012, 11:33 pm
El Lardo spews hate and nothing else.
Sean - June 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
"KKK Blowtards for Limbaugh"? Not even a passably nice try. The spelling and punctuation are too good to be authentic. As much as I dislike Rush, I also despise bullshit artists. My contempt for Limpy has nothing to do with my perception of his fans.
LogicDude - June 18, 2009, 9:09 am
What a load...you couldn't "rise again" if you had all the viagra in the world.
Rednecks of America KKK - June 18, 2009, 1:34 am
We're not dead yet, and we'll put a bullet in your sorry asses to prove it.
ThePirate - June 18, 2009, 1:09 am
What is this... Mississippi Burning? Is it 1958? Go back to your doublewide and drink some PBR.. what a maroon. The south got whooped.. real bad. You lost.. you've had 144 years to rise again... nice job
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 12:37 am
WTFO, Mark... rebuttal?
Rednecks of America KKK - June 18, 2009, 12:35 am
WTFO, Marduk, and Mark, y'all got a point, those liberal jackasses are after everyone, they just want to take away the Conferderate dream. DIXIE LAND WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
Rednecks of America KKK - June 18, 2009, 12:31 am
This ain't fair, nobody's kissing his ass. He's right all the time because those liberal faggot no good cocksuckers are just trying to get everyone killed by inviting those sandniggers over here. We need to keep America white because of guys like Rush.
Hector - June 17, 2009, 9:41 pm
I am not suggesting that Rush Limbaugh would fail to attain a full, manly erection upon having Ann Coulter urinate into his gaping maw. I have never suggested that Rush would remain flaccid during such an exercise, and I will never suggest that.
BoneCD - June 17, 2009, 7:48 pm
*hands Sean a scooper and a baggy* alrighttty then
Sean - June 17, 2009, 7:48 pm
Sean - June 17, 2009, 7:43 pm
HOPE Don't make is so. Now will it stop me from doin' it again.
BoneCD - June 17, 2009, 7:36 pm
Yeah, and lets just hope it was #1 ok
Sean - June 17, 2009, 7:33 pm
The sand box is just a glorified outdoor litter box anyway ... and I can't claim to have always held it till I got home, either.
BoneCD - June 17, 2009, 7:28 pm
If you kids can't play nice, then everyone out of the sand box!
Sean - June 17, 2009, 6:56 pm
I find it hard to believe that Rush only talks a mere 1% of the time ... but if you've got uncited proof, who am I to argue?
Tarot - June 17, 2009, 6:48 pm
They are just jealous because he is right 99% of the time..... That is documented.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:46 am
to feel superior to someone you don't know then knock yourself out. It's quite obvious that you are a just another low life conducting drive-by attacks on the internet. Run along Timmy before your mother restricts you from the internet.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:44 am
Porc, nice to see you! For SW, neither you or YAY have any intelligence whatsoever. You both blindly attack anyone who disagrees with you instead of providing a position or factual support for your BS. If it helps you get through your pathetic existance
Porcelina - May 10, 2009, 10:30 pm
...oh wait, NOW I remember why I stopped commenting posters.
SMALL WONDER - May 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
Dont have what it takes to debate you? HAHA! you funny boy. I see you here all the time dont you have anything better to do? Get a life please! And ps no im not Yay but he is smarter than you though....oh and yes i am superior to you:)
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 1:58 am
and on shoot down your assertion that they are morally superior. Go hump someone else's leg mutt face. You don't have what it takes to debate with me.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 1:57 am
So you keep changing your name YAY? 1. I don't claim anyone is the "voice of conservative Am". 2. I doubt your liberal superiority since you can't spell "inintellectually" or "morally" properly. 3. Dodd, Rangel, Frank, Richardson, Dashle, Geithner, and on
SMALL WONDER - April 29, 2009, 10:33 pm
This guy is supposed to be the voice of conservative america? No wonder Liberals are far superior intelectualy and moraly.
Sean - March 5, 2009, 5:51 pm
Uhmmm, I ordered an "anal warts" joke. Someone let me know when it arrives.
Marduke - March 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
You don't have to kiss his ass, but you damn sure better kiss his ring.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 10:33 am
Trapper - Just admit it, you have a problem with Limbaugh just because he's white. You're a racist.
Cubbybear - March 5, 2009, 10:30 am
Unlike the "Messiah"...Rush doesn't need his ass kissed

GOD'S INFERIORITY TO EGD - Come on! he doesn't even have a Bacon Age button!

LO, AND BEHOLD! - The E.G.D.'s holy ride doth approach!

IGNORANCE - The idea that the Christian States of America, Would work for the other 2/3 of the population.

TAGS: reagan conservatives douchebags
Rating: 2.4/5

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barockeva - January 12, 2009, 4:50 pm
Math. 76.4% is a bit more then 2/3
The_Researcher - December 19, 2008, 8:40 pm
Right.... the other 2/3s .... because the ARIS Self Identification report didn't get a population estimate of 76.4% of the United State population as Christian. *nods* Glad to know we're that much of a minority.
Max - June 15, 2008, 7:21 pm
Ew, Christian States of America? I'll move to Canada.

DOUCHEBAG HALL OF FAME - Awarded by EGD. Get Yours Today

TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 2.29/5

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rerun - January 16, 2009, 4:22 pm
Brett? By best friend since the hurricane hit Ms. Varners 3rd grade gym class? Well, I guess that's OK.
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 4:02 pm
It's not a man... it's... it's.. Brett.
Porcelina Junior - January 16, 2009, 3:20 pm
Mommy, which man is my daddy?
rerun - January 16, 2009, 3:17 pm
sure - This better be good
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 2:51 pm
>.> I can explain...
rerun - January 16, 2009, 2:50 pm
Porcelina? Is it really you after all this time? Haven't heard from you in so long I had to move on.
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 2:44 pm
To self is to cut in half, duh.
LogicDude - January 16, 2009, 2:41 pm
yeah, you need to self the house...whatever kind of statanic ritual that is!
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 2:39 pm
...A STATANIC nun. I refuse to support this. I demand half of the world, and you need to self the house and give me half.
Sean - January 16, 2009, 2:34 pm
uhmm ... has anyone broken the "Happy News" yet to Airman ... he doesn't deserve to find out some other way ....
LogicDude - January 16, 2009, 1:52 pm
What was he supposed to do? YOU'RE the one that ran off and became a Nun...granted, a Satanic Motifake one, but still...
Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 1:47 pm
You knew what this was, Porcelina! Why can't you be supportive for once!?
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 1:11 pm
Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 9:36 am
If we're getting China, we're gonna use it, not leave it in a cabinet to be pretty, dammit.
rerun - January 16, 2009, 9:35 am
send cash.
LogicDude - January 16, 2009, 7:53 am
Are you kidding? I went to Target to see if they had registered for gifts...have rerun and EGD picked out a China pattern yet?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 12:56 am
Hell, from EGD, that's practically making sweet love to you down by the fire!
rerun - January 15, 2009, 6:36 pm
Coming from you I take that as a compliment
Elder God Douchebag - January 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Eh. Not bad. I've seen better.
rerun - January 15, 2009, 5:49 pm
EGD - Here ya go.


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